Child Beating

JUDGE TO CHILD: Do you want to live with your mother?
CHILD: No
JUDGE: Why?
CHILD: She beats me.
JUDGE: Okay, so you want to live with dad?
CHILD: No.
JUDGE: Why not?
CHILD: He beats me too.
JUDGE: So who do you want to live with?
CHILD: SUPER EAGLES!
JUDGE: Why??
CHILD: They never beat anyone!