Drug Epidemic

Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug.

Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus, waiting at the door, let's in each disciple, "Who is it?"

"It's Mark."

Jesus opens the door, "What did you bring Mark?"

"Marijuana from Jamaica."

"Very well son, come in."

Another soft knock is heard, "Who is it?"

It's Matthew."

Jesus opens the door, "What did you bring Matthew?"

"Cocaine from Bolivia."

"Very well son, come in."

At the next knock, Jesus asks, "Who is it?"

"It's John."

Jesus opens the door, "What did you bring John?"

"Crack from New York."

"Very well son, come in."

Someone starts pounding at the door, "Who is it?"

"It's Judas!"

Jesus opens the door, "What did you bring Judas?"

Lots of people rushes in... "FREEZE!!! THIS IS THE FBI!"