The Frog and The Snake

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time, I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a snake with a frog in its mouth.

Frogs are good fishing baits. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So I grabbed my bottle of Guinness and poured the whole content in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back and it went limp.

I released the snake into the lake without any incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.

Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damn snake... with two more frogs!

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