God Is Watching II
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 03/03/2015 - 16:19
The following below are some of the lies people update on Facebook...
You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend-down-select under market (bootleg market) and on Facebook you write: I love Gucci underwear *God is watching you*
You're a married man with 2 kids and on Facebook you always claim to be single. *God is watching you*
Youre are drinking ice water and you update: Im drinking Johnny Walker on the rocks *God is watching you*
Youre in the house Listening to a radio but you update: Watching Avengers at the cinemas. *God is watching you*
You sell retail biscuit, airtime and chewing gums in a grocery shop and you update: Had a long day in the office. *God is watching you*
You are waiting for a bus/taxi and you update: Stuck in traffic. Thank God for the air conditioner in my car. *God is watching you*
You are using some fake Chinese phone and you update your status: My laptop is slow. *God is watching you*
You are in some fake slum and you update your status: Near Mayfair Garden Lekki *God is watching you*
Your real name is Bizibu/Kekimirenzyo/Musa/Akpos or some funny names and on Facebook you call yourself 'Mcute Pretty' 'Bootylicious Fly' *God is watching you*
You can add other lies people post on Facebook in the comment box below...
You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend-down-select under market (bootleg market) and on Facebook you write: I love Gucci underwear *God is watching you*
You're a married man with 2 kids and on Facebook you always claim to be single. *God is watching you*
Youre are drinking ice water and you update: Im drinking Johnny Walker on the rocks *God is watching you*
Youre in the house Listening to a radio but you update: Watching Avengers at the cinemas. *God is watching you*
You sell retail biscuit, airtime and chewing gums in a grocery shop and you update: Had a long day in the office. *God is watching you*
You are waiting for a bus/taxi and you update: Stuck in traffic. Thank God for the air conditioner in my car. *God is watching you*
You are using some fake Chinese phone and you update your status: My laptop is slow. *God is watching you*
You are in some fake slum and you update your status: Near Mayfair Garden Lekki *God is watching you*
Your real name is Bizibu/Kekimirenzyo/Musa/Akpos or some funny names and on Facebook you call yourself 'Mcute Pretty' 'Bootylicious Fly' *God is watching you*
You can add other lies people post on Facebook in the comment box below...
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You Are In A Room Self
JOSTAR
You Are In A Room Self Contain With Ur Parent, Eating The Only Cup Of Garri Left And U Update, "In The Chicken Republic With My Man, Eating Salad With Irish Cream And Pie.*God Is Watching*
You take a picture of
WONDAMAZIN EMPEROR
You take a picture of yourself in a dirty environment and you use photoshop to make it beautiful then you post it and update"In London".*God is watching*
You're busy eating but you
VannX
You're busy eating but you call her and lie that you are not eating coz you misses her
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