Half-Dead

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 06/20/2014 - 16:32
WIFE: My dear, this is the man who saved you from drowning. Should I reward him with ten dollars?

HUSBAND: I was half-dead when he dragged me out of the water. Give him five dollars!
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