Hippopotamus

Conversation between a mother and her son...

MOTHER: Musagi, why did you slap your friend Asha this morning?

MUSAGI: He said I look like a hippopotamus six months ago!

MOTHER: (puzzled) But that was six months ago.

MUSAGI: Yeah, but I had never seen a hippopotamus until yesterday!
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