How To Cross A Nigerian Road

Look right and left for vehicles and bike riders aka okada.

Look above for planes and down for a bomb.

Look sideways and backward for kidnappers.

Hold your handbag tightly and watch the person beside you.

Then walk zig zag to avoid stray bullets.

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