How To Keep Toasters At Bay (FOR LADIES)

Ladies, if you are tired of guys who keep on inboxing you silly questions, here are some few tips on how to answer them:

Question: "Hey beautiful, what are you busy with?"
Answer: "Looking for my engagement ring, lost it."

Q: "Hey gal, can we meet?"
A: "Nope I'm 8 months pregnant, I can't meet anyone at this stage."

Q: "Can I know more about you?"
A: "Sure I LOVE MONEY! Please send me N5,000 MTN card."

Q: "Do you have a BF?"
A: "Yes, we have two kids and he's a soldier."

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