I Can't Be Your Boyfriend

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 12/11/2015 - 22:39

BOYFRIEND: After 3 years, I have to let you know I can no longer be your Boyfriend...

GIRLFRIEND: WTF! You can't be serious right now... it's cool though Josh, that's why I've been having sex with your best friend for the past 2 years. YOU FOOL!

BOYFRIEND: Wow... really? I was about to say I can't be your boyfriend anymore because I want to be your husband

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umairah

#bustAsFucked

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Clinton

I love this joke

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ifeco

So funny

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