I Lived There for Six Years

I was searching for a job and went to one big company to make inquiry in respect of the advertisement placed outside the company. Me, being so eager, didn't read the advertisement properly. I just dashed into the company and started asking for the manager. Little did I know that such a job requires someone who has been to different parts of the world. The Manager decided to have an interview with me.

''Hello young man, what can I do for you?'' he asked.

I replied, ''Good morning sir! I came concerning the advertisement placed outside your company."

''I see!'' He hummed. "I hope you know that this job requires someone who has been to various parts of the world?'' he asked.

''Yes sir, I know that.'' I replied.

''Good! Now tell me, have you been to the United States Of America?" he asked.

I replied, ''Yes sir, I lived there for six years."

''Wow! That's good! How about England, have you been there before?'' he asked.

''Yes sir, I lived there for four years.'' I replied.

''Interesting! How about the People's Republic Of China?'' he asked.

I replied, ''I have been there sir, I lived there for six years.''

He quipped, ''Hmm! Then you must know much about Geography.''

I replied, ''Yes sir, I have also been to Geography, I lived there for six years.''