King of the Jungle

A Lion and Lioness were sitting in their den in the jungle when a Monkey climbed up a nearby tree and started insulting the Lion. The Lioness started to get angry and said, King of the jungle, how dare you allow this small monkey to insult you? You must punish him.

The Lion replied, You are right, but you know what? I am the king of the jungle and I must not lower myself to his level. I am ignoring him.

The Lioness, astonished, sat in silence. Yet the monkey kept on insulting the Lion, calling him all kinds of names. After sometime, the Lioness lost her patience. She shouted, I cannot allow this any longer. I am going to teach that monkey a lesson!

So the Lioness chased after the Monkey. After a long chase, she found herself out of the jungle and at a construction site. She saw the monkey going through a narrow pipe and leapt in after him. The pipe apparently was not large enough, and the lioness got stuck.

Seeing that the lioness is stuck, the monkey walked around behind her. The monkey made jest of her, saying, Who is a bad girl? Who is a bad girl?!!!

He yelled as he kicked her buttocks anyhow. The monkey continued for a few minutes and then finally left with a big smile on his face.

After a long struggle for an hour, the lioness finally freed herself from the pipe. Injured, and completely embarrassed, she returned home to the jungle to her king.

As she got back, the Lion asked, So how did the chase go?

The lioness couldnt look at him. The Lion said, Aaaahhhh!!!! He took you to the construction site didnt he?