Let's Talk

President Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl, he turned to her and said, "Lets talk. I've heard that flight go quicker if you communicate with your fellow passengers."

The little girl who was just staring into her opened book, closes it slowly and said to the President, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh I don't know." said Obama, "How about what changes I should make to America?'' and he smiled.

"Ok." She said, "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question; first a horse, a cow and a goat all eat the same stuff - grass, yet a goat excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat 'patty' and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, ''Hmmm, I have no idea.''

To which the little girl replies, "Are you really qualified to change America, when you don't know SHIT?''