Made in Aba

Akpos was sitting at a bar, and thinking about his life, when all of a sudden, Ironman, the town's most notorious thug smacks Akpos in the face and says

"That's KUNG FU, made in Japan".

A while later, Ironman the thug smacks Akpos again and says "That's KARATE, made in Korea", then sat at the bar and started drinking.

Akpos gets up and leaves the bar. A short time later he comes back and smacks Ironman, the thug, knocking him out cold and he said to the barman, "When that IMBECILE wakes up, tell him that was a SHOVEL, made in ABA!"