Not Taking Chances

A man travelled to Jerusalem with his wife and grand mother. When they got there the grand mother died, the man demanded the cost of the burial arrangement. He was told it would cost him just $100 to bury her there, but $10,000 to be taking back home.

Considering the huge price difference, the man still decided to take the body home. When asked why he wants to spend such money the man said "several years ago I learnt that a certain man died here and resurrected after 3 days, I wouldn't want to take that chance cos this woman is so stubborn!"

Happy Easter