Random Stupid Relationship Answers

BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks! It's not heavy.

GIRL: When we are engaged, will you give me a ring?
BOY: Sure! What is your number?

BOY: I love you so much I could die for you.
GIRL: How soon?

BOY: You remind me of the sea.
GIRL: Is it because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
BOY: No! Because you make me sick!

GIRL: Are you sure you love me and no one else?
BOY: Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

GIRL: I want to dance like this forever!
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve?!