Showered with critism

A man and his wife shower together. The husband puts his hand on her breast and says "These are nice but if they were a bit firmer, you could walk around without a bra for me."

Then the husband pats her butt and says "This is nice but if it was a bit firmer, you would walk around without panties for me."

The wife turns around to her husband grabs his groin and says "This is nice but if it was a little bigger, I wouldn't need your brother"
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I love jokes,

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