Unused Condom

A group of fathers are sitting around talking about their teenage daughters.

One dad says, "I think my 16 year old is smoking; I found an empty cigarette pack under her bed."

All the other fathers say in unison, "Oh no!"

Then a second dad says, "That's nothing. I found an empty liquor bottle under my 16 year old's bed."

All the other fathers say in unison, "Oh dear!"

Then a third dad says, "Mine's worse than both of those combined: I went into my 16 year old daughter's room and found a used condom."

All the other fathers say in unison, "Jesus Christ!"

The third father replies "Yeah, I didn't know she had a d**k!"