What The Bad News?

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 01/18/2016 - 17:23

DOCTOR: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?

PATIENT: Do begin with the bad news, please.

DOCTOR: Alright. Your son has drowned, your daughter has been raped, your wife has divorced you, your house got blown away, and you have AIDS.

PATIENT: Oh My God! What's the good news?

DOCTOR: The good news is that there is no more bad news.

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shaibb gabriel phiri

Pwahahahahaha crazy staff

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Ummee

Hmmm

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@t.m.l

cattarh dey ya brain

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ÏƊÉRÂ

You are such a......................... Best joker

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