Wicked Old lady

An old lady was sitting at the front roll during mass, while the reverend was talking to the congregation about good deeds. The old lady gave the reverend a scare with the way she looked at him.

After the mass, the reverend called the old lady and asked her why she stared at him in that manner and she replied, "It's just that you look exactly like the goat i lost 25 years ago, I was just wondering if he became a reverend."