Your Money

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:59

Late one night, a thief wearing a mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.

Stubborn, the rich man replied, "You can't do this! I'm a Nigerian Senator!"

"In that case," replied the thief, "give me MY money!"

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