Wicked Witch

A girl was crying bitterly.

MOM: What happened dear?

DAUGHTER: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?

MOM: No!

DAUGHTER: Are my eyes big as toad?

MOM: No!

DAUGHTER: Is my nose flat?

MOM: No baby!

DAUGHTER: Am I fat like a bulldog?

MOM: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!

DAUGHTER: Then why do people tell me that I look like you?
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