Bad Sex
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 01/27/2015 - 21:17
Wife on her deathbed called her husband, and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh, those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box."
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, and then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh, that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."
"Oh, those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box."
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, and then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh, that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."
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