I'm The Boss

When human body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the Boss. The brain said, ''I should be the Boss because I control the whole body responses and functions."

The legs said, ''We should be the Boss because we take the body to where it wants to go.''

The hands said, ''We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

The mouth said, ''I should be the Boss because I take in all the food and water."

And so it went on like this with the heart, the lungs and the eyes all speaking until the buttocks spoke up. All the parts of the body laughed at the buttocks saying it should be the boss. So the buttocks went on strike. It blocked its hole and refused to poo.

Within a short time, the eyes became swollen, the hands became fat, the legs grew large and unable to work, the stomach started growing big, the heart and the lungs started to panic, and the brain was unable to think. As the stomach grew bigger and about to burst open.

The whole parts of the body all pleaded with the buttocks and agreed it should be the Boss.