I'm A Prostitute

A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, Before we
begin, Ill need to ask a few questions.

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, What is your occupation?

The woman replies, Im a whore.

The accountant balks and says, No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too bad. Lets try to rephrase that.

The woman says, Ok, Im a prostitute.

No, that is still too crude. Try again.

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, Im a chicken farmer.

The accountant asks, What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?

Well, I raised over 5,000 c*cks last year.
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