General Jokes
Akpos went to an electronic store, he asked the storekeeper "what is the price of this TV?" The storekeeper answered "we don't sell our products to Akpos." Akpos again came next...
Akpos had a serious accident with his brand new car. A police officer nearby ran to the scene to help them out."This man's car just hit my car! That car is worth Six million Naira...
A young teanage girl was a prostitute and for obvious reasons hid it from her grandma. One day the police arrested, a group of prostitutes including the girl. The prostitutes were...
A guy was chilling with his girlfriend when she excused herself to attend to something else but left her phone behind.A while later her phone rang and the guy looked at the caller...
Never argue with a woman, just use your brains like this guy. A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must...
A local NGO office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer, Akpos. The person in charge of contributions called him to...
TEACHER: How can you hit an egg on a concrete floor without breaking it?AKPOS: Anyhow you like. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
On a bus going from Ibadan to Lagos, the phone of a girl sitting close to me rang she picks it and said "Honey, I'm in a bus going to Abuja for the burial, I'll call you when I...
A prostitute sued a man to court for rape.Judge to prostitute: So when did you realize you were raped? Prostitute [wiping away tears]: When the cheque bounced!
Akpos was in his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.AKPOS: Why are you eating grass?POOR MAN: I...