General Jokes
A young man wished to marry a farmers beautiful daughter. He went to the farmer to ask his permission. The Farmer looked him over and said, Son, go stand out in that field. Im...
Akpos came back from school with bad grades which made his father was very upset.FATHER: You are too dull, sometimes I wonder if you are my son. When I was like you, I was so...
TEACHER: There will be an elementary science test next week. Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business. On test day, teacher lines up...
A cleaner who has dreamt all his life to fly a plane was hired to clean airplanes.One day, he was through with cleaning the airplane. Just when he was about to leave, he saw a...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're...
An eager young man entered his prospective boss's office for an interview, said the boss "One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness. I hope you wiped your shoe...
AKPOS prayed so hard and one day God finally talked to Him.GOD: My Son, what do you really want?AKPOS: I want a job, a big car and lots of girls to be all around me..GOD: Is that...
On one sunny afternoon, Qois decided to go hunting and shot 3 springbok, a game warden who hated hunters pulled Qois over and looked at the three bucks in the back of his bakkie...
TEACHER: Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. Can someone tell us why we shouldn't do these things?AKPOS: Because the government hates competition!
While watching a movie, the following conversation ensured between two friendsMARY: Hmmm....even with the death of Michael Jackson, his music still lives.JOY: Michael Jackson is...