General Jokes
Akpos the house help, entered Madam's room without knocking.MADAM: Akpos, this is wrong, what if I was naked or dressing up?AKPOS: That can never happen, madam. MADAM: How can you...
* In Maths: A kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.* In Biology: It's the exchange of germs from one mouth to another. * In Chemistry: It's a process of testing the ph...
A white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man responded "Listen sir, when I was born I was BLACK when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when...
The Nigerian Police, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The UN President decides to give them a test. He releases a...
On one sunny afternoon, Qois decided to go hunting and shot 3 springbok, a game warden who hated hunters pulled Qois over and looked at the three bucks in the back of his bakkie...
An eager young man entered his prospective boss's office for an interview, said the boss "One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness. I hope you wiped your shoe...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're...
Akpos was given a leave from his office, so he decided to go and spend the leave with his friend in America. On getting there, the friend took him out to see places and the last...
TEACHER: Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. Can someone tell us why we shouldn't do these things?AKPOS: Because the government hates competition!
AKPOS prayed so hard and one day God finally talked to Him.GOD: My Son, what do you really want?AKPOS: I want a job, a big car and lots of girls to be all around me..GOD: Is that...