General Jokes
I was driving down the street when a police man stop my car and immediately opened the door enter and jammed it.As usual he wanted to collect "roja"money from me...Then sudenly he...
Two young boys were plucking oranges from a tree belonging to an old man, they heard him coming their way and ran away with the ones they had. While the boys tried to run into the...
A man came back early from work and caught his wife with another man in bed WIFE: Why are you home so early? MAN: Who is he!!?WIFE...
An eager young man entered his prospective boss's office for an interview, said the boss "One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness. I hope you wiped your shoe...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're...
Two men were waiting afar off to use an ATM machine watching two ladies who were wasting time, one of them decides to confront them.He stops half way the road and comes back, his...
Once, there was three chinese people who came to America. Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, "I'll change my name to Buck,...
TEACHER: Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. Can someone tell us why we shouldn't do these things?AKPOS: Because the government hates competition!
AKPOS prayed so hard and one day God finally talked to Him.GOD: My Son, what do you really want?AKPOS: I want a job, a big car and lots of girls to be all around me..GOD: Is that...
Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja.The manager told him "In here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you...