General Jokes

CHOIR MASTER: You're supposed to wear a cream colour shirt for today's special number?AKPOS: Yes.CHOIR MASTER: So why are you putting on Pink?AKPOS: That's the colour of my cream.

One day, Akpos was invited for a dinner by one of his pals. On getting there, he was ushered to the ready made table where he sat. He was delighted to see a big roast pig in front...

Hello friends! I have a new exciting game for, it's Fun! How To PlayPick up your phone and set it on vibrate mode, then put in inside water. Call the phone with another phone....

Imagine if the three wise men were women:They would have presented gifts such as pampers, feeding bottle, napkins, 'Akamu' (pap), cerelac and so on.After leaving, one would have...

Akpos and his wife were in bed watching TV. Akpos who was reading a newspaper, suddenly put his hand in wife's panties. His wife was a bit taken aback but responded positively....

There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was searching for a chief.A year...

Akpos goes to a barber's shop. BARBER: Good morning sir. AKPOS: How much does a haircut cost? BARBER: 300 naira. AKPOS: How much for a shave? BARBER: 50 naira AKPOS: Please shave...

A student playing with his teacher's intelligence asked thus: STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge...

A boarding student slept off during the night classes and was locked out of the dormitory. As he walks round the dormitory trying to figure a way to get in, he meets another boy...

-Money is not everything. Theres also MasterCard and Visa.-One should love animals. They are tasty too.-Save water. Drink beer.-Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.-...