General Jokes
VACANCY!!! Job Vacancy!!! A Zoo in Abuja FCT needs someone to bath lions, take care of Tigers, brush Crocodiles' teeth and feed Snakes.PAYMENT is (2) Two Million Naira per week...
AKPOS: I'm dreaming to be rich... Just like my father.MUSA: Is ur father rich?AKPOS: No, he's dreaming too.
PETER: James, why did you stop coming to my house?JAMES: Your grandma said she has a crush on me! PETER: And then what happened?JAMES: I forgot the road to your house.
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom, he...
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this.""What's the problem?" the doctor inquired."Well, I'm 35 years...
After joining a Gay-marriage, the pastor thought for a while for he can't say I declare you both as husband and husband.He decided to say, "With this Nuptial Union and being a...
Excerpts taken from court proceedings that's really silly and funny too. These are actually things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by...
Akpos was the only black man on a cruise ship that was about to sink. He was the toilet cleaner on the ship. The white people looked among themselves for someone to pray but no...
Akpos and his friend Kwame fell into a pit at night, the following conversation occured: KWAME: Akpos are you hurt? Are you sure you're ok...
A man had just been hired as the new managing director of a large high tech London-based corporation. The managing director who was stepping down, met with him privately and...