General Jokes
On the first day of a parachute training, Akpos listened attentively to the instructor. The instructor told them to start preparing for landing at 300 feetAKPOS: How am I supposed...
A man walked into a bar and sat close to a Caucasian guy who was drinking. He saw a dog panting close to where the Caucasian guy was sitting and asked, "Cute dog you have there...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week so he did same tricks over and over.The problem was, the captain's parrot saw all...
A fat man saw an ad that says, "LOSE 5KG IN A WEEK"He calls and said, "I would like to join!"The lady at the end of the call replied, "OK, be ready at 6am tomorrow morning.Next...
Two guys are moving about in a Shoprite supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, "I'm sorry. I was looking for my wife." "What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm...
BOSS: How come you sold 20 bundles of recharge cards worth N15,000 for N1,500? I need an explanation!AKPOS: Sir, I did not sell 20 bundle of recharge cards for N1,500.BOSS: (...
NEWS FLASH:The wildlife reserve have estimated that there will be an extinction of tigers before 2020 due to hunters hunting for tigers skin.AMERICAN REACTIONS:JOSH: I heard this...
A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, "Mr. Akpos, you are hereby fined N1000." The lawyer stood up and said, "Thanks, my Lord, however my...
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?" The manager replied, "No sir, this I do...