General Jokes
GUARD: Aha! Ive caught you red-handed! stealing fishes.AKPOS: What do you mean by red-handed?GUARD: Youve got a bucket full of fish right here, you can not talk your way out of it...
One morning in Lagos, a mad man stood on the third main land bridge shouting 44!People gathered and where wondering why the man was shouting that number. A young man said to his...
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, "Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo." The next...
Police officers were at a road block. One of them stops a trailer:POLICEMAN: Where is your permit?DRIVER: (Hands in his permit)POLICEMAN: Do you have an extinguisher?DRIVER: Yes,...
Akpos strolls into his father's bedroom to catch him sliding on a condom. His father quickly adjusts and bends over pretending to look under the bed."What are you looking for dad...
A girl falls down from the 80th floor of a construction company, but fortunately for her, a young boy was on hand at the 65th floor to catch her. He asks her, "Will you hug me for...
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Akpos: Thank God. I thought it was a new one.
One day in Lagos at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman named Tina, who was wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get...
My girlfriend paid me a visit last week Friday. When she went to the bathroom to shower, her phone rang, I looked and saw TU-FACE calling. I didn't say a word. A few minutes later...