General Jokes
Akpos was in a gym one day pumping his muscles but he was continuously distracted by a hot chick who was equally exercising in the gym. Akpos decided to call the trainer aside and...
This guy sees a sign in front of a house, Talking Dog for Sale. He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a...
A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, on the advice of a wise man, they wrote: AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!
Adesua is home making dinner as usual, when her husband's friend, Tsbalala arrives at her door. TSBALALA: Adesua, may I come in? I have something to tell you...
Akpos got his WAEC result and needed to tell his father about his performance:FATHER: Akpos, I learnt your WAEC result is out.AKPOS: Daddy, you remember Steven who used to emerge...
One day, a man thought up a brilliant idea and went to talk to his son DAD: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. SON: No. DAD: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter. SON: OK! The...
Akpos went to the American Embassy for a student visa, and the process of his interview with the white lady went this way...WHITE LADY: What are you going to the USA for?AKPOS: To...
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Lagos to Nairobi, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight...
GUARD: Aha! Ive caught you red-handed! stealing fishes.AKPOS: What do you mean by red-handed?GUARD: Youve got a bucket full of fish right here, you can not talk your way out of it...
One morning in Lagos, a mad man stood on the third main land bridge shouting 44!People gathered and where wondering why the man was shouting that number. A young man said to his...