General Jokes
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.While in the middle of their food, a fly came in...
A man was driving his taxi from Port- Harcourt to Lagos. He had a sticker in the car that says, ''He will give his angels charge over me.''By the time he got to Warri, he was...
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual. The doctor, addressing...
Please, I need to ask you a very important question that has kept me sleepless and restless. It might be awkward between us after this, but I have to know how you feel. I have...
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new CEO for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room.One of the candidate is Akpos. Bill Gates...
Akpos was having an argument with his Wife. The Wife called Akpos a fool. Akpos got angry and said, "I cannot be called a fool by a woman, not even my wife. She must therefore...
An 8 year old son asks her dad, "What's the difference between 'Potential' and 'reality?'"Dad turns to wife, "Would you sleep with Barrack Obama for $1 million?'' Wife answers, "...
EMEKA: You are a fool Akpos! You don't know anything!AKPOS: Hahan Emeka! It's a lie!EMEKA: It's true! I will prove it. If you see two rays of light on the road at night, what will...
As a man was walking by his 19 year old daughter's room, he saw her bed neatly tidied and all her room tidy as well. He went in astonished to see his daughter so clean for the...
Akpos went to rob a city bank."Everybody down!" Akpos shouted.Everyone laid flat on the ground. "Where is the bank manager?" He asked. A young fearful man stood up and said, "Here...