General Jokes
As a man was walking by his 19 year old daughter's room, he saw her bed neatly tidied and all her room tidy as well. He went in astonished to see his daughter so clean for the...
Akpos went to rob a city bank."Everybody down!" Akpos shouted.Everyone laid flat on the ground. "Where is the bank manager?" He asked. A young fearful man stood up and said, "Here...
EMEKA: You are a fool Akpos! You don't know anything!AKPOS: Hahan Emeka! It's a lie!EMEKA: It's true! I will prove it. If you see two rays of light on the road at night, what will...
Akpos and his son were listening to a radio broadcast. Eventually, the son looked at his dad and said, "Papa! These people are making a very big mistake." Akpos asked him, "Son....
Husband knocks the door at midnight:WIFE: Go back where you're coming from!HUSBAND: Open the door or I throw myself in the swimming pool!WIFE: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you...
"Akpos can put out a fire with a gallon of petrol.""Akpos counted to infinity. Twice.""Akpos threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.""When Akpos crosses the...
"Dear Lord, you took my favourite dancer and singer away, Michael Jackson.You took my favourite rappers, Tupac, Biggie, and Da grinNow you've taken my favourite actor Paul Walker...
FATHER: Now son, be good while I'm away.SON: OK Dad. I'll be good for ten dollars.FATHER: That's too much son! When I was your age, I was good for nothing!
Man died and went to Hell. He was told that every 1000 years his punishment will be changed and he had to choose his first one.In a first prison ward he saw the young man who's...
Akpos with 30 inches penis went to a magician and said, "I can't live with this anymore! Its too long! Can you help me reduce it?"The magician answered, "There is a female frog in...