General Jokes

Akpos with 30 inches penis went to a magician and said, "I can't live with this anymore! Its too long! Can you help me reduce it?"The magician answered, "There is a female frog in...

A movie director needed an extra to act a scene which involves depicting a gateman. So they offered Akpos, who was incidentally the gateman at the house they were filming, to play...

AKPOS: Dad, do you remember that day I killed a butterfly and you said no butter for a month?DAD: Yeah. AKPOS: Dad do you also remember that day I killed a honey bee and You said...

A chief bought a bullet proof car and was cruising about town with it.One day, he was travelling with the car and suddenly armed robbers attacked him. He screamed at the driver to...

Three Americans and three Nigerians were travelling by a train to a conference. At the station, the three Americans bought tickets each and watched as the three Nigerians bought...

Akpos stops by to visit his friend who is paralysed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my...

One day, a 7 year old boy went to visit his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, why don't you have a...

A stressed man was thinking deeply in his office about all his problems, when suddenly a man rushed into his office and shouted, "AKPOS! AKPOS! Your daughter just had an accident...

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador retriever dog between them. The first...

Akpos returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused and said, "But I had just a single note of a thousand...