General Jokes
One day, a woman wanted to make a fool out of her hubby. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing...
Akpos stayed very close to the cemetery. He developed this wittiness of deceiving Okada (bike) riders and taxi drivers. He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his...
A man walked into his doctor's office on Friday and asked for a double dose of Viagra (sex pill). "What do you need it for?", the doctor asked. "Well, my ex wife is coming over...
Three friends went to China for a vacation. They lodged in a five star hotel. They ended up being on the sixtieth floor. The policy of the hotel was that, at midnight, the...
When I got admission, my dad used to advise me not to engage in cultism and that I should stay away from trouble. So one day my daddy called me saying, "I'm just watching the news...
EKAITE: Akpos, you won't believe it?AKPOS: What?EKAITE: My phone fell down from my hand, I picked it up, switched it on and I received a message.AKPOS: What message?EKAITE: My...
A little boy wanted 10,000naira badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happen.Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the 10,000naira. When the postal authorities...
AKPOS: Your secretary is very sexy!THAMBO: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named "Maria". If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation and if you squeeze her left breast,...
A pregnant woman was delivering but she was finding it very difficult. The nurses as usual yelled at her: "Push!..." But there were no signs of the baby coming forth, no matter...
Boss says to secretary, "We are travelling abroad for the week, so make arrangements."Secretary makes a call to her husband, "My boss and I will be travelling abroad for the week...