General Jokes
A man got this message from his neighbour; "Sir, I am so sorry but I have this confession to make. I have been sharing your wife with you behind your back day and night and mostly...
A pilot announced, "Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggages must be thrown out."A little later, the pilot says, "We're still losing altitude, we must...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that...
The Pope goes to New York, and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you...
I was going to London for the very first time in my life. I went to the airport and sat down waiting for my flight. I looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight...
Akpos in his first trial as a lawyer in a murder trial, he was the defence attorney and was cross-examining the coroner:"Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the...
A husband and his wife were arguing on who is more scared between the both of them.After a long argument, they decided to ask their two kids.The first Kid, Junior, says, "Dad is...
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know...
President Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl, he turned to her and said, "Lets talk. I've heard that flight go quicker if you communicate with your fellow passengers."...