General Jokes
During the shooting of a movie.DIRECTOR: Now we are going to release the lion and it will chase you...but don't worry it wont bite you.AKPOS: How sure are you?DIRECTOR: It is...
I was walking past a grave yard and I was reading some of the writings carved on the grave stone.A Yoruba woman's own read: ''Mrs. Opeyemi died in a terrible car accident. R.I.P...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam...
I was in a taxi chatting with my friend on Facebook and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation. Since I did not want to embarrass the man,...
An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the...
Akpos running out of the ocean all wet when Kwame saw him. KWAME: Akpos, why are you all wet? Are you ok? AKPOS: (panting heavily) Yeah. I was just trying to drown myself. KWAME:...
Two men are out ice fishing at their favourite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer.Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Rick says, "I think I'm going to...
A Husband says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, can I cum in your ear?" Wife says, "No I might go deaf!" husband says, "I've been cuming in your mouth for 20 years and you are...
Apkos went for a police position and had to answer a background question paper. The very last question stated, "It is midnight, and you find a burglar in your lounge, stealing...