General Jokes
Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to...
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give...
Akpos in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'. He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW, WA, PP and APR.Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with...
A drunk was sitting next to a woman in a bus stinking of alcohol the man was talking too much and irritating the woman because of the smell.At the next stop it was time for the...
In a court, a murder case was brought to a judge...JUDGE: Did you kill this man?ME: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is...
Akpos was brought before a judge to answer for his crime. After a long trial the judge finally gave the verdict and passes her sentence.JUDGE: All evidence proves that you are...
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped open, and every now and then, a $50 bill fell out onto the...
Akpos is a varsity student. The Lecturer ordered him to write an apology letter showing why he didn't submit an assignment.Dear Lecturer,I'm sorry I could not do the homework on...
Akpos went to d cinemas and bought a ticket five times the cashier asked him. "Please sir why are you buying the same ticket for the fifth time."Akpos answered "Is it not that...
Akpos enters a Spar Store to buy himself orange juice and sugar. He paid for the juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm , unpaid. He was arrested and locked up. During...