General Jokes
Two grown men, fighting on the street, were arrested by a police officer and taken to the police station. At the police station, they were asked what the bone of contention was....
POLICE: Knock knock!AKPORS: Who is knocking?POLICE: Police.AKPORS: What do you want?POLICE: to talk.AKPORS: How many are you?POLICE: We are two.AKPORS: Then talk to each other!
USA: My country had the first man on the moon JAPAN: My country will have the first man on mars. SOUTH AFRICA: We will be the first on the sun JAPAN: But you will die SOUTH...
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give...
An Arab Man stops a taxi, entered it and said "Please turn off the radio for in the time of the prophet, there was no radio and my religion decreed that I should not listen to it...
Three sons left home to make their fortunes and did very well. one day, the three competitive brothers got back together to discuss the gift that they were giving their elderly...
I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said: VOICE: Hi, how are you?ME: Embarrassed I'm doing fine?VOICE: So what are you up to? ME:...
TEACHER: If a man from Mexico is called a Mexican. What is a man from Jericho called.AKPOS: Jerry can.
Akpos enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer:BARBER: This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.The barber puts a N50 note in one hand...
One day, two young boys were in the field, staring at a lady bathing.Then the first boy started running and so did the second one. When they stopped the second one asked: "Why are...