School Jokes

In an English class...TEACHER: Akpos, make a sentence with yam.AKPOS: I eat yam.TEACHER: Good Akpos. I need you to make the sentence longer.AKPOS: I eat yam...

MRS SHEHU: My daughter has a B.sc.MRS BOATENG: My son just graduated with a B.A.MRS MBEKI: Last year my cousin got an L.L.B.MRS JOHN: Thank God! My son is the only one with a J.O.B

Akpos keeps being punished in school for several reasons but he just won't change. The stubborn boy was in class one day when the following drama took place...TEACHER: Children,...

Dear MathematicsPlease, grow up soon and try to solve your own problems, Don't depend on others. Yours SincerelyA desperate Student

Akpos?? father accompanied him to his school graduation awards party. As they sat watching amidst loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the podium for their awards. The...

TEACHER: What did you write in your story?AKPOS: At the beginning, I wrote a man was riding a horse and at the end I wrote he reached his destination.TEACHER: You idiot, what did...

Kwala went to class late, so the teacher asked his, "Why are you late?" He told the Teacher, "I was dreaming of the Champions League semi-final match between Real Madrid and...

TEACHER: Why are you looking at Kwame's exam paper?AKPOS: Just looking if he got the answer right.

TEACHER: Kwame, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.KWAME: Me!

TEACHER: What should we do to keep the environment clean?STUDENT 1: We should put all rubbish in the binTEACHER: Good! Next person.STUDENT: Sir, we should stop schooling, so that...