School Jokes
Kwame began a job as a primary school counsellor and she was eager to help. One day during recess (break time) he noticed a boy standing by himself on one side of a playing field...
2nd Semester Exams For All DepartmentsCourse: Love Mathematics.Course code: LMS111All questions carry equal marks.Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.1. If a girl is in love for 10...
Akpos stopped by the corner provision store and read the following list to the shop attendant:10 pounds sugar at N1.25 per gram4 pounds coffee at N1.50 per gram2 pounds butter at...
Akpos brought his math's assignment to his father to solve. This is the conversation that ensued...FATHER: Akpos, supposing you have five bags each containing one million naira...
A substitute teacher walks into the classroom, on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Akpos, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!" She yells, "Who's Akpos...
[Rings] SON: Hello Mummy?MUM: I'm Coming to your school today.SON: Aah! Nooo! They are fighting in front of my school!MUM: I've passed your gate.SON: You've passed the school's...
TEACHER: What happens when two oceans meet?AKPOS: Nothing, they just wave.
TEACHER: Akpos, what sort of nutrient do you get from eating beans? AKPOS: Tear-gas sir.
In a mathematics class, the teacher wrote on the blackboard 8xy+3gy-14(18/3) = 3g-7yx. Then he called little Akpos and said, "Please Akpos come and solve this problem for us."...
TEACHER: Why did you bring a ROPE to the Exam hall?AKPOS: My dad told me to SKIP the questions I don't know.