School Jokes

TEACHER: What should we do to keep the environment clean?STUDENT 1: We should put all rubbish in the binTEACHER: Good! Next person.STUDENT: Sir, we should stop schooling, so that...

In a Christian Religious Knowledge class...TEACHER: Which day is regarded as being holy when work should not be done?AKPOS: Holiday!

I was employed as an English teacher in a junior secondary school. I gave the students in Jss 1 class homework saying, "Write a story that ends with, ''And so, he got angry''." I...

TEACHER: Answer this math problem; if your father earns N100,000 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have? AKPOS: A heart attack!

Akpos' father wanted him and his brother, Mike to get an A in their mathematics exam. So he employed a mathematics tutor to help them pass their exams.They did the exams and few...

TEACHER: Who can name one element in the periodic table?AKPOS: Menstruation.

TEACHER: if I give u four balls of doughnut (puff-puff) in your hand, and I collect all of them back from you, what will be left in your hand?AKPOS: Oil now.

Akpos was in a CRK class when the teacher suddenly asked him a question.TEACHER: What is wickedness?AKPOS: Wickedness is when you put Obasanjo, Funny Face, Omo Baba, King Ayisoba...

Akpos was staring at Cynthia's throughout the English class. He was startled when she showed up beside him when the class was over... he taught maybe she had come to warn him to...

THERMODYNAMICS OF POLITICAL CHEMISTRY (CHEM 411) 2ND SEMESTER EXAM.TIME ALLOWED: 72 Hours.QUESTION1. In a reaction involving 70g of KWANKWASONIUM sulphate and 53g of...