School Jokes
An old man saw the class teacher of his grandson, Akpos coming. Akpos had not gone to school for two days. This is what transpired between the grandfather and Akpos:GRANDFATHER:...
One boring Monday morning, Mr. Akpos, our English teacher entered the class and addressed us. He started; "Lets show the principal and our guest how much we have learnt so far...
TEACHER: What do you call someone with no body and a nose?AKPOS: Nobody Knows...
The students of Stella Maris School went on an excursion to Egypt. On the wall was written 21103BC, then the teacher asked, "Who knows what that is?" Akpos raised his hand and...
University of Smart Men and Women. Faculty of Relationship Matters.End of semester exams.Course title: General Love.Duration: 1hour 30 minutesAnswer Question 1 and any other 2...
TEACHER: Name 3 types of wood. AKPOS: Nollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood
MARK: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you
TEACHER: Akpos, why didn't you do your home work?AKPOS: Because I'm Homeless.
TEACHER: We are going to learn proverbs today. Who has an example to share?STUDENT 1: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.STUDENT 2: A crab does not give birth to a bird....