School Jokes

One boring Monday morning, Mr. Akpos, our English teacher entered the class and addressed us. He started; "Lets show the principal and our guest how much we have learnt so far...

A Blonde was very broke. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the school playground, grabbed a child, took him behind a...

TEACHER: What do you call someone with no body and a nose?AKPOS: Nobody Knows...

University of Smart Men and Women. Faculty of Relationship Matters.End of semester exams.Course title: General Love.Duration: 1hour 30 minutesAnswer Question 1 and any other 2...

The students of Stella Maris School went on an excursion to Egypt. On the wall was written 21103BC, then the teacher asked, "Who knows what that is?" Akpos raised his hand and...

A teacher asked a student for d chemical formula of laughing gas. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula of laughing gas?STUDENT: N, M, O.TEACHER: That is so wrong! Was that what I...

In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Cynthia, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Mercy, then what will you get?AKPOS: 3 new girlfriends Ma!

TEACHER: Can anyone give me an example of an abused drug? AKPOS: Panadol is a fool!

TEACHER: Name 3 types of wood. AKPOS: Nollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood

MARK: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you