School Jokes
BOY: My little brother is so smart! Hes only in nursery school and he can spell his name backwards and forwards.TEACHER: Really? Whats his name?BOY: Lawal.
Akpos came back from school singing out loud and dancing. His father were wondering why Akpos was sohappy and decided to ask him.DAD: My son, I have never seen you in this mood in...
In a primary school class...TEACHER: Cynthia, stand up and tell us the opposite of man.CYNTHIA: Ma, the answer is woman.TEACHER: Good! Akpos, stand up and tell us the opposite of...
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was...
In a school examination...TEACHER: You will have 10 minutes for each question.AKPOS: And how long for each answer?
A teacher asked a student for d chemical formula of laughing gas. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula of laughing gas?STUDENT: N, M, O.TEACHER: That is so wrong! Was that what I...
In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Cynthia, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Mercy, then what will you get?AKPOS: 3 new girlfriends Ma!
TEACHER: Can anyone give me an example of an abused drug? AKPOS: Panadol is a fool!
TEACHER: Name 3 types of wood. AKPOS: Nollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood
MARK: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you