School Jokes
TEACHER: Who can tell me when President Goodluck Jonathan was born?AKPOS: (raises his hand).TEACHER: Ok Akpos, tell us.AKPOS: On his birthday.
An English Teacher was teaching sentences in an English class...TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word, ''spokesman'' EDWARD: My dad is a retired spokesman. TEACHER: Good...
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his father...FATHER: Akpos, how was your exams today?AKPOS: It was very difficult, so I didnt even go to the exams center....
TEACHER: Give the longest sentence. ADE: life imprisonment!
TEACHER: What if I have 5 apples and take away 2, how many will remain? AKPOS: Ma, where are the apples first.
Akpos submitted his English Composition assignment to his class teacher...TEACHER: Your assignment is the worst in the class. It's not only ungrammatical, it's rude and in bad...
ME: Hey! I got a week suspension in school today.FRIEND: But why?ME: Some motivational speakers came to the school, and one of them said, "Throw me sticks and stones, they would...
I could remember during my WAEC days, our principal oriented us on what to do when we are caught with incriminating materials. Her words, "If an external supervisor catches you...
Three University student didn't write an exam because they did not study. They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease then went to see the Dean. "Sir we are sorry...
KID: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?TEACHER: You have to say your ABC's first.KID: Ok; a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and z.TEACHER: Where's the p?KID: It's...