Marriage Jokes

A man went to buy breast wears for his wife but was confused about the breast size of his wife... SHOPKEEPER: Is the breast size of your wife as large as a Pawpaw? MAN: No!...

Akpos' wife came home early and found him in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.And she was somewhat upset, "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried, "How...

One day, a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.After the wedding they left for their honeymoon...

A bookseller conducting market survey asked a woman: ''Which book has helped you most in life?''The woman replied my husband's cheque BOOK.

Wife to husband: "I wish I were a newspaper, so I would be in your arms always. Husband: I also wish you were so, I would have a new one everyday.

DAUGHTER: Mum, I'm grown now. MOTHER: Yes, I can see. So what do want to do? DAUGHTER: I...

One day, a woman asked her son, Akpos to call her husband to ask him what he wanted her to cook for dinner. After the sixth time the boy complained to his mother that a female...

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wifes voice from the kitchen, "What will you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?"I said, Thank you,...

To surprise her husband, an executives wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husbands laps.In order to defend himself, the...

Akpos' wife was pregnant and the following conversation ensued: WIFE: Darling, guess what? AKPOS: What?WIFE: I went for the scan today and the scan revealed that I'm pregnant...