Family Jokes
DAD: Watch out you fool! A truck is coming, put on the trafficator! Oh no! Its raining, quick put on the wipers! Oh my God, a speed bump slow down your speed! Hurry up, your mom...
TEACHER: Go home and find three new words or phrases and bring them to me tomorrow.Akpos goes home and asks his mother while she is on the phone.AKPOS: Mum, class teacher gave me...
After falling JAMB for the 3rd time...DAD: Pass me the TV remote.ME: (passes it to him)DAD: At least you can pass something!ME: (crying)
A Girl Returns Home After 30 Years. FATHER: (Angry) Where the hell have you been all these years?! GIRL: I was working as a Prostitute in Abuja. FATHER: What!!! Get out...
A Whatsapp chat between two students...KWAME: Results are out, come let's go and see the result.YAW: I'm with my dad. If you see mine, please mesaage me... If it's bad, say, "Good...
A girl came down from her mother's car and saw a big "L" sticker behind the car and didn't know what it meant. The next day, she decided to ask her father and the following...
A guy sent his married friend a text message..."Dude, youre going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her (Message...
SON: Wow! The fabulous Asante Kotoko will be playing a football match with Accra Heart of Oaks. Can we go to the stadium tomorrow? DAD: No. You have to queue to get tickets and...
I just read an article in the newspaper about how 60% of adults still live with their parents. I was like, "OH MY GOD! Mum did you read this?!"