Family Jokes
A couple woke up one morning after they had a fight the night before. This was the conversation that ensued... HUSBAND: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?WIFE: What's the meaning?...
A conversation between Akpos and his dad...DAD: So Akpos my son, are you taking any foreign language in school this year?Akpos: Yes dad, I'm taking maths.
Akpos lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family; a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic. But the fourth and youngest is...
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went...
A four-year-old boy was sitting with his parents at a dinner table. Five minutes later, his older brother comes from a party with his friend who is heavily tattooed, and they...
Akpos bursts into the house, "Daddy! My CGPA is 4.78!"The father is amazed and says "This calls for a party." The father takes Akpos on a ride around town to shopping malls and...
One day, little Tunde comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door...
SON: Wow! The fabulous Asante Kotoko will be playing a football match with Accra Heart of Oaks. Can we go to the stadium tomorrow? DAD: No. You have to queue to get tickets and...
One night, Akpos passed by his son's room and heard his son praying; "God, bless Mummy, Daddy, and Grandma. Bye Grandpa."Akpos didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his...
A boy and his father were having a heart-to-heart talk when the boy suddenly said...BOY: Dad, I think I have found the girl I want to marry.DAD: Oh really? Who is she?BOY: Cynthia...