Family Jokes

A boy and his father were having a heart-to-heart talk when the boy suddenly said...BOY: Dad, I think I have found the girl I want to marry.DAD: Oh really? Who is she?BOY: Cynthia...

A man bought a lie detector machine that slaps people whenever they lie, and decides to test it during lunch with his family.FATHER: Son, where did you go today?SON: I went to...

Akpos' next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Akpos' family to come...

A couple was watching a TV programme at home and a conversation ensued...WIFE: Honey, at 8pm tonight they will be showing a documentary about a 120 inches long snake but I won't...

A guy sent his married friend a text message..."Dude, youre going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her (Message...

I just read an article in the newspaper about how 60% of adults still live with their parents. I was like, "OH MY GOD! Mum did you read this?!"

One day Akpos read the bible for about four hours and made an amazing discovery. He rushed to his dad and asked him some pertinent questions... AKPOS: God owns all thing...

There was a poor man with many kids. He always did his best to get them food. Unfortunately, this man had only 50 Naira with him which on one particular day, he used in purchasing...

Akpos was going on a trip to another state. When he was about to leave, his wife came to him and handed him a box of condoms, saying, "My love, please take this with you incase...

AKPOS: Cynthia, tell me the truth! Who's the real father of this children and where does he live?WIFE: You are darling! Why are you asking?AKPOS: Every night I pass by their room...