Family Jokes
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife: WIFE: Our maid is pregnant... AKPOS: That’s her problem WIFE: Neighbours are talking… AKPOS: That’s their...
MUM: I'm talking to you and you are keeping quiet?! Me: But Mummy... MUM: keep quiet when I'm talking to you!
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were Okay. The...
THERAPIST: When did your trust issues start sir? ME: I was 2 when my dad told me to go and put on my slippers if I wanted to follow him out...
JAMES: Hi, cousin, I learnt that you are no longer free, that you now work at the bakery. KEMI: Yes yes! JAMES: Ah! And you have never brought me some bread? KEMI: Your...
Johnny's Mum joined Facebook recently, she complained to Johnny, "This Facebook registration is eating off my money o!" "Mummy, I don't understand, how?" Johnny asked. She...
How to be an African parent: 1 Shout. 2 Blame everyone at home but yourself. 3 Never apologize to your kids. 4 Shout. 5 Keep shouting.
One day, I was kidnapped. The kidnappers handed me a phone to speak to Parents. The conversation goes thus... MUM: Hello... ME: Mummy MUM: Why didn't you wash your plates...
Today's kids are so spoilt that they don't know that in our days, you could be beaten for any of the following reasons: 1. Crying after being beaten. 2. Not crying after...
AkPOS: Dad, take me to Tantalizers. DAD: I will take you to tantalizers only if you can spell it. AKPOS: Never mind dad, take me to K F C.